Episode Recap: Cook Islands - Week 11
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Episode: Why Would You Trust Me?
Original Air Date: November 23, 2006 It's Day 25 and Jonathan, having barely survived two Tribal Councils, decides it would be a good idea to start bossing around the rest of Aitu. He's a little perturbed at the kiddies this morning for not having a pot of boiling water ready by the time he was back with his daily haul of fish. He tells us, "It's time for them to see that my way is best." I think I've figured out Jonathan's brilliant strategy: 1) Ally yourself with someone(Candice) who can barely stand you and isn't the least bit loyal to you. 2) Alienate four people by jumping ship and joining the other tribe. 3) Insist on leading every challenge, then lose every challenge. 4) After barely escaping elimination in two Tribal Councils, assume that you are safe and start annoying the poop out of your tribe mates by bossing them around. 5) Catch a lot of fish. Brilliant! Over at Raro, Yul is feeling a little achy and tired. Sundra tops that by showing off a humongous open gash on her knee. After playing with a flap of skin, she says, "I wonder what that means when it's falling off." Just when you thought watching a bunch of filthy, half-naked people couldn't get any more pleasant. The tribes arrive at what they think is going to be their Rewards Challenge only to find out that it is time to merge tribes. After a short deliberation, they decide to live at Raro's camp based on the criteria of "more coconuts, no rats". The castaways then get to board a catamaran where a feast, including wine and beer, is waiting for them. Adam eats so much he starts to toss his cookies, much to the chagrin of Jonathan, who asks, "Is this the way to compete in a physical challenge?" Considering Jonathan's pathetic performance in every single challenge so far, one has to wonder what his excuse is. Later, the politics begin anew almost immediately after everyone arrives back at camp. Nate seeks out Ozzy to start... something. What that something is exactly, is unclear. Both already belong to other alliances, and neither one is talking about jumping ship. Amazingly, Yul and Becky decide that Jonathan would be the best candidate for the fifth member of their alliance, since he's a "rational" player. Even more amazingly, Jonathan turns them down. He doesn't think Ozzy or Sundra will trust him, and says he doesn't know why Yul would trust him. The only way he would consider flipping is if Yul had the Immunity Idol. Yul thinks about spilling the beans and admitting he has the idol, but decides not to take the chance of Jonathan blurting that bit of news to his new buddies. Meanwhile, Parvati and a drunken Adam are getting cozy in the Tribal shelter. "What about Candice?" she asks him. "You can both appreciate me," he says. Yul finally admits to the rest of his alliance that he has the Immunity Idol. He is able to convince them that he should use it to persuade Jonathan to join them. For some odd reason, they all seem enthusiastic about the plan. Nate and Parvati are convinced that Yul is a brilliant mastermind and should be the first to be voted off. Jonathan and Candice believe that Ozzy should be the first to go. If Yul does have the idol, Jonathan reasons, either he (Jonathan) or Candice will have the second-highest number of votes and would be the next to be voted off. The Immunity Challenge - The challenge is pretty simple this time. Each castaway is to hang on to the top of a pole for as long as he or she can. The last castaway remaining wins Immunity. Adam, the heaviest member of the tribe (counting muscle mass), falls off after just 9 minutes. It must've been all of that gourging and over-drinking on the catamaran. Jonathan doesn't do much better and falls off shortly thereafter. Maybe he should try overeating and drinking next time. Meanwhile, Candice the Tribal Pixie decides she doesn't need both hands and starts to hang on one-armed. Nate starts to strain and slide down the pole. The other castaways seem to be straining. Candice starts doing exercises on the pole. After several minutes, other castaways start to drop off. Some of them, such as tiny Becky, lasts over an hour. Two hours pass and it's between Candice and Monkey-boy Ozzy. It starts to rain. It starts to thunder. It starts to flash lightening. Candice slowly slides down the pole. Ozzy wins immunity. (Shocking, isn't it?) The Scheming - Yul shows Jonathan the idol and basically tells Jonathan if him if he doesn't join Yul's alliance, they will vote him off the island. "I want to go into the final two with you," Yul says, "Sundra and Becky haven't made any enemies, but you do have enemies." Without spilling what he's just learned, Jonathan tries to see if he can convince the former Raro members not to vote off Yul. "What if he has the idol?" he asks. The other castaways are convinced Yul does not. Nate is dead-set on seeing Yul leave. "Yul's too intelligent. I don't want that boy thinkin' no more." Jonathan then goes back to the former Aitu members and agrees to join their alliance. They all agree to vote off Nate. It suddenly occurs to Yul that Jonathan may just be saying he'll join their alliance so that they don't vote him off this round. Meanwhile, Adam's head is hurting from all the thinking. "This game is bananas," he tells Candice, "It has you thinkin' all the time." He then decides he's tired of all the thinking and starts to make out with Candice. Tribal Council - Jeff asks Parvati about what's going on between Adam and Candice. She says they're in love and want to make babies. Nate points out the romance between Becky and Yul. Who cares?! Vote already! Everyone votes. Jeff reads the votes off one-by-one. Of course, it comes down to four votes for Yul, and four for Nate. The final vote is read - the 12th person to be voted off is Nate. Jonathan did in fact flip. Next week - Everyone hates Jonny. As the closing credits roll, Nate tells the camera that Jonathan is a "stanky fruitcake", and invites Jonathan to kiss his [butt]. |







